I also happen to be an avid investigator of the occult. I have conducted several paranormal investigations in my time, and amassed a large following on social media thanks to my stellar otherworldly skills. Here's a picture of me attempting to communicate with the deceased members of a foreign household:
Hello. My name is Alexander Jason. Call me either one of those names for practicality's sake. I have a motto (one that applies to this blog series more than most): "the sooner, the better". I guess you could even call it my tagline , heh heh. This is a blog that I swear I've made out of my own free will, and has nothing to do with getting a score in IT class. Over the course of this completely voluntarily made blog, I shall talk about my writing/gaming hobbies, talents in public speaking/general oratory proficiency, "activities" (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean) and achievements. Anyway, here's a picture I found on the Internet that I decided to post here for no related reason. That should be it for now. Good day to you all.
Alrighty, extremely significant blog post number two of the day which I've got to complete within the next few hours before I get utterly screwed like a particularly popular courtesan at a red light district. Alright, for this awe-inspiring blog post, I shall talk about an essential part of every person's life: water. I remember back when I used to physically venture to school like a normal person, I lived in a dorm, where while there may have been a water dispenser right outside my dorm room, there wasn't a cup dispenser. Which is honestly reasonable, but it definitely taught me to clean my water bottle from time to time (as opposed to when I'm at home, where I more or less just put an exhausted water bottle on a nearby table and it magically gets cleaned hours later. No offense to the help, of course). Anyway, here's a image to remind you all to stay hydrated. Now scram.
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