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Videos

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Until I inevitably get roped into another nonsensical blog-writing adventure, here are a few closing remarks about how I feel about this lovely blog I've come to know and adore. And finally, to consolidate my overwhelming Chad energy, I created this video: Toodle-loo.

Secondary Skill: Paranormal Investigator

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I also happen to be an avid investigator of the occult. I have conducted several paranormal investigations in my time, and amassed a large following on social media thanks to my stellar otherworldly skills. Here's a picture of me attempting to communicate with the deceased members of a foreign household:

Secondary Skills: Ecologist

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I'm also quite acknowledgeable when it comes to all things nature-related. Here I am on a "go-green" trip with my business compatriots, helping to preserve nature by rebuilding the ecosystem:

Secondary Skills: Cooking

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In terms of secondary skills, I'm no slouch either. Here I am in the kitchen, cooking with high-grade ingredients to impress foodies the world over:

Skills: Rugby

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And last but not least, here's a picture of me running across the field in a semifinals match against New Zealand in a rugby match:

Skills: Hockey

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Here's footage of me shooting a puck against the enemy team in a tense match of hockey:

Skills: American "Soccer"

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Sports: Proficient in American football. Here's some footage of me tackling an opponent during a tense match against our rival team.

Contact

Here're my contact details if you're ever curious about ringing me up. Just don't expect me to ever answer, what with this being a completely genuine blog and all. Address: 123 Tornado Avenue Email: setmefree@coldmail.com IG: @thisisme Twitter: @helpmepls Phone number: 696980085

About

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This blog is about the adventures (read: gradual descent into inevitable insanity) of a college student documenting his journey through quarantine while voluntarily keeping track of his escapades with no one's orders but he, himself and him only. You can tell by the easygoing nature of his blog posts. There really isn't much else you need to know about me other than the aforementioned facts.  Here's proof of my existence as a living (at least on the outside), breathing human being, because apparently some random photo of myself is proof enough of that. If I turn out to be a catfish and your expectations sink impossibly low in turn, you only have yourself to blame. DISCLAIMER:  Know that I'm doing this of my own free will, not because some lecturer told me to so that I could get a decent grade for my IT class (do you think the sarcasm is detectable yet?). Also know that if you do not understand the concept of ironic scorn, the message of this entire disclaimer is all but...

Gallery

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I was just browsing the blog, and I had the bright, totally not lecturer-induced idea that the reader may want to look at some blog-related pictures. Ergo, below is a collection of wonderful photos of my equally wonderful time in isolation doing wonderful things such as create texts that serve a singular academic purpose. Enjoy!